• Question: What are your best science jokes?

    Asked by to Amy, Anita, Daryl, Nimesh, Sandra on 24 Jun 2014. This question was also asked by .
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      Anita Thomas answered on 24 Jun 2014:

      Here are some bad ones:

      What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips.

      They have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

      And don’t forget the joke about the sick chemist? If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you’ll probably have to barium.

      (I can’t bare it anymore)

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      Daryl Jones answered on 24 Jun 2014:

      Hey georgialily!

      Well I always remember this one, but it’s a bit rude!

      What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
      Pull down its genes.

      And this one is kinda rubbish, but i like it anyway!

      How do spacemen kill time on long trips?
      They play astronauts and crosses.

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      Amy Monaghan answered on 25 Jun 2014:

      I know more science chat up lines than jokes but…

      Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
      He just couldn’t put it down.

      Ok one more…

      Where do hippos go to university?
      Hippocampus

      Yes they were terrible I’ll stop now

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